I'll start with my Spa City visit. I honestly got home and immediately mixed a drink for my mother. Apparently, Cruzan has made a fortune off of the 3087 Gourdneck Valley Road residence. It was rainy and cold pretty much the whole time I was home. I took a day (read: 4 hour trip to the mall) and went Christmas shopping. In those 4 hours, I completed all the shopping that I thought was necessary. Sure, some of you that are reading this right now deserve a present WAY more than some of the schmucks that I gave them to, but you are the same folks that don't require a christmas gift to know that I love you.
Back in Russell-tucky, I played fetch with Jada, ate loads of pizza (which I do not recommend unless you want to gain 15 pounds), and watched the tube. Exciting, I know. I did help Marshall and Lauren move out of their apartment and into Lauren's Dad's house. Her dad, Darryl, has taken a job in Mississippi and is letting M+L live in his LAKE HOUSE rent-free. Unreal.I expected to go to Fayetteville on New Year's Eve and work security for my friend, Shane's, newly opened bar. 
Unfortunately, he hasn't completed the paperwork and zoning forms and blah blah blah, so he wasn't able to open it yet. Instead of tending to a bunch of drunks in Habibi, his bar, I became one. We all just bought a bunch of hooch and rang in the new year in his bar anyway. This is my new year's kiss. She seemed a bit drunk but didn't object to me kissing her at midnight. The next day, we watched the Hogs get throttled in their bowl game and then drove home.
Unfortunately, he hasn't completed the paperwork and zoning forms and blah blah blah, so he wasn't able to open it yet. Instead of tending to a bunch of drunks in Habibi, his bar, I became one. We all just bought a bunch of hooch and rang in the new year in his bar anyway. This is my new year's kiss. She seemed a bit drunk but didn't object to me kissing her at midnight. The next day, we watched the Hogs get throttled in their bowl game and then drove home.Since then, I have been eating...and not working out. That means that I've gained a bunch of weight. Booooo. Add that to my already skewed self-image, and you guessed it, I'm starting the Spring Semester with a new diet and work-out plan. Slimmer waist and sexy tummy, here I come!
2 comments:
OMG i work out now too! now we have even more in common. hooray! make sure you call that girl you kissed on new year's. don't be a jerk about it.
goodness, you've been busy... hope you're doing well mike. you're new girlfriend looks kind of boring. hope she was good. : ) miss you.
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