That bird is a LIAR.

I know that I said that I wouldn't update again until Megan created a blog, but there's exciting news in Mikeytown that MUST be shared:


M-m-M-m-M-m-m-melissa's coming to town! That's right ladies and gents. Miss Melissa M. Haney is trekking the 45 minute drive to Russ Vegas this weekend to kick it old school with daddy. What activities are in the cards? No one knows quite yet, but I'll tell you one thing: Bee-ahs will most likely be involved.