Jason's friend, Ryan Reichle, came to visit from the Great White North (read: Michigan). All times are approximate.
8 pm- Reichle got to our place
8:30- I got home from my night class
8:32- I took my first sip of a Whiskey and Cherry Coke Zero
8:55- I took my first sip of my second Whiskey and Cherry Coke Zero
9:15- I got into the shower
9:16- I quickly realized that I'd only eaten AN omelet that day
9:16-9:22- I tried to stay upright in the shower
10:30- We walked through the doors of the Illustrious North 40 Club
10:32- I took my first sip of my *insert cringe here* Diet Coke and 151
11ish- I took my first sip of my second DC and 151
12ish- I took my first sip....you get the idea
1ish- Jason told me that he and Reichle are leaving. "I know that you're gonna say no, but I think its a good idea for you to come with us."
1ish- I declined the invitation to leave
1:30ish- I asked Beau to run to the bar and get me another DC and 151
10 am- I woke up on the futon in our living room
10:01- I fell face first on my bed
2pm- I woke up.
Short story long, I don't know what happened during that "gap" in time. My jeans had mud all over them. My torso had/still has several scratches. Bruises are clearly evident. Scary.
Now that THAT's out of the way, the Arkansas Intramurals State Basketball Tournament was held in Conway this weekend. My team won the Tech Tournament, so we get to go to UCA and play the best teams from the colleges in the state. We beat all the teams in our pool. Oops. We got the #1 seed in the bracket. Double oops. We won the whole damn tournament. Triple oops. I was named to the All-Tournament Team. OopsOopsOopsOops. That's how Daddy does it. What does this mean? In two weeks, we get to travel to Mississippi State University and play the best teams in our region. Guess who is gonna act a damn fool in Starkville, Ms? Me. I'm the answer to that question.
PS: My phone is all kinds of f*cked up. A new one will be had SOON.
2 comments:
scratches and bruises? sounds...um...interesting. you'd better have someone fill you in, if possible. congrats on the basketball stuff.
a. be careful drinking and fighting. you're too tough to be joking around with some dumb sumbitch...
b. oopsoopsoops. :) do you need an extra benchwarmer / slam dunk champion? let me know.
c. glad you're in a good mood, homeboyyyyyy.
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