FINAL-ly!!!

It seemed as if it took forever. Even when it felt like it was over, it kicked me in the ass again. What's the "it" in this equation? The 2007 Spring Semester, of course. I'm sitting here, 28 minutes after finishing my last final exam of the week, and I can't help but take a deep breath of accomplishment. Sure, 6000 other students finished the semester this week too. Sure, 750 or so probably finished with a higher GPA. If you throw in Brick Oven Pizza, my diet and exercise routine, and the craziness in my social life that is an inevitability, I feel like I finished with more of a load than my "student schedule" indicated. Oh, if you want an explanation for the picture, there's not one. I got an e-mail from a funny t-shirt site, and this shirt brought me close to peeing myself.

Just when I was loving to hate Ben, I now feel a little sympathy for him. His dad was a drunk who blamed him for killing his mom at childbirth. And he had a crush on a cute little girl. Oh, wait, I DON'T feel bad for him. Get over it, Kermit. We also learn that Ben and his dad moved to the island when Ben was young, so he lied about being born there. Ben...Juliet...What is it about people LYING THEIR ASSES OFF? Oh yeah, Ben killed his dad. The only problem I have with that is that he waited until he was like 20 to do it. I probably would've taken care of that dude before my 15th birthday. Let's not forget Jacob. An, at first, invisible man that, I was SURE, was in Ben's head. Then, Locke "pisses him off, and J-Man starts banging pots together and causing a ruckus. Why, if he was mad at Locke, didn't he just make him paralyzed again. I'll tell you why, because Locke pretty much owns that island. Yeah, I said it. Locke is running that bitch. Even if a boat comes and rescues them, Locke is NOT going anywhere. Who does he have to go to? His DEAD father? No...he's dead. His mother? No, I think Swoosie Kurtz is filming a comeback pilot of "Sisters" (anyone? anyone?) Let's not forget that the guy can only walk while he's on the island. Would you leave? Sure, since Mr. Eko died, I've kinda put Locke on a pedestal, but he's the only bad-ass left on the island. I know, I know, Jack and Sawyer are there. However if I were on a deserted island, I would want to be with Locke. Sawyer's only good to look at, kill polar bears, and have sex with. What? The guy's pretty friggin' hot. Since Kate's "experienced" Sawyer twice, does that mean that he's good in the sack? There's only like, 100 people on the island, so it wouldn't be that hard to be the best "lover-man" on the beach, right? Right....I'm off to find my own island.