Manic Monday

Ahh, Monday. I'm feeling refreshed today. I know what you're saying/thinking: "Mike, why in the name of Zeus are you feeling refreshed on a damn Monday?" I'll tell you. Since I started my carb-diet last week, I had felt sluggish all week. Sundays, however, are my "cheat days," so I was able to eat and drink whatever I wanted yesterday. Best believe...that Daddy put in WORK. Here's a rundown:

• 2 Cinnamon Twists Donuts


• 1 Glazed Twist Donut


• 1 Pint of Chocolate Milk


• 1 Turkey Bacon Swiss Sub from Arby's


• 1 Chicken and Swiss Sandwich from Arby's


• 20ish Pizza Rolls


• 3 Coronas


• 3 Shots of Homemade Kahlua


• 5 Sam Adams Blackberry Witbier (I wholeheartedly recommend it)


• 2 Hamburgers off the grill


• 1 Pint of Phish Food Ben and Jerry's


• 1 Bowl of Lauren's Strawberry and Blueberry dessert dish (with Cool Whhhhip)


• 3 Beddar Cheddar Brats

• 25ish MORE Pizza Rolls


• 6 Nutty Bars


• 2 Glasses of Milk