Saturday, July 16, 2011

Monday, January 24, 2011

New Me

It's a new year. Everyone knows that means there are millions of new years resolutions that will be abandoned by the end of January. You ALSO know that I'm as stubborn as a mule. Here's a few of my new years resolution/lifestyle changes:
  • Abs competition = Working out and eating healthier AND cheaper

  • DWI = No drinking til my birthday

  • Stop biting my fingernails

  • Get my fucking life together/get a real job/live by myself

Last and CERTAINLY not least...

  • Get over Ms. Meggie Humphreys

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

This is only a....

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