Last Post Before FLORIDA!

I'm depressed. Well, depressed isn't the word. I'm kinda sad. No, that's not it either. In a blah mood? No, that doesn't cover it. Slightly perky. That doesn't envelop my emotions. Happy? Too generic. Excited? Not quite, but close. Bouncing off the walls and pumped out of my friggin' mind? Bingo.

In approximately 26 hours time, I will be on my way to the Sunshine State (Ah, Denver. GORGEOUS!). You can derive my emotions from my slightly sarcastic intro. School has been kicking my ass recently. I've been No-Carb dieting, which makes me even more crabby. Daddy is ready for a break. Rest and relaxation is gonna be great. Who am I kidding? We all know that I'm gonna stay out all night drinking, partying, possibly dancing, playing on the beach, eating any and everything that is in front of me, and all in all just living it up. I'll probably come home more tired than I am now. Probably 50 lbs heavier too.

Is It Worth It?

Saint Patty's Day is nearly upon us, and guess what? No green beer for me this year. Moreover, no beer of ANY color for me this year. Tragic. My reasoning? Spring Break is less than a week away, and I plan to spend 80-90% my time on or near a beach. Hence, no shirt (Yeeeeah, hence). If you know me (and if you're reading my blog, you do), you know my "Shirt-Off Policy" all too well. I avoid being seen topless at all cost. This 7-Day span in March is a small exception to the rule. Beer + Me = Chubs. Chubs + Topless = Gross. Gross + Self Image = Tears. If I continue my diet and workout schedule, I predict that I can drop another 5-7 lbs by this weekend. It'll be SOOOOOOOO worth it.

Before

After

Clarification

There has been some questions about my label choice on the last post. Here's where i got it and why I chose it: "Swagger Like Us." If you listen to it, a young man named Kanye West dropped the lyric, "How's it feel to wake up to be the shit AND the urine." I believe that he's trying to say that with his recent success, he has risen to levels higher than simply being "The Shit." To be witty and funny, he chose the line featured above. After beating ass in Mississippi, I felt like, all the sudden, we were/are the shit AND the urine.



And yes, we get to go to Raleigh, NC for nationals at NC State.

Famous Alumni include:

Senator John Edwards

Coach Bill Cowher

Comedian and Beard Enthusiast Zack Galifianakis

If You Haven't Heard...

We are the Champions.

Yeah, my intramural team won the Regional Tournament. I would like to say, "Sorry," to all the Mississippi State teams that thought they were gonna roll on that Arkansas Tech team of white guys, to the Ohio State team that lost in the first round of the tournament but "didn't see any competition here," the small Mississippi school that we beat 100-38 in the first round (we took out our starters after the first 4 minutes....we were up 23-0 at that point), and to the poor guy that wanted a rebound and didn't realize that Daddy could jump (seriously, dude, was your dignity really worth getting mashed on? It's not like the everyone in the gym saw it though........)

It wasn't this bad, but close.

I Wanna Take You Down

*Sing Songy Tone* I'm going to Mississippi. I'm going to Mississippi. I'm going to Mississippi. *End Sing Songy Tone*

If you've kept up with this blog, then you know that I get to go to Mississippi State University to play in the Intramural Regional Tournament. This means:

• I'll be at a SEC school and using SEC facilities


• I'll be treated like a star athlete for 3 days


• I get to miss classes on Friday


• I get tons of free merchandise from the sponsors

This is Dwight Howard. HOWARD. We're basically family, and I will be making our family proud by recreating this picture.

PS: "Take You Down" by Chris Brown makes me happy in a lot of ways.

Case of the Mondays

I'm already done with this week. I attribute these feelings to the fact that I didn't get much sleep last night. Ugh. When will I learn? If you stay up late and get up early, you're gonna feel like poop. Anyway. Here's a few things I can look forward to:

• This weekend is Regional Intramurals, so I get to go to Mississippi


• I "get" to teach a lesson on Golf on Friday


• Subway started their $5 Footlong Campaign again


• But I don't get to have any until my Cheat Day (Saturday)


• I get a PHONE THIS WEEK! Expect some calls...