IF I WERE AN ANIMAL, i'd be a manatee.
IF I WERE A MOVIE, i'd be High Fidelity.
IF I WERE A FOOD, i'd be meatloaf.
IF I WERE A TV CHARACTER, i'd be Mr. Eko from LOST.
IF I WERE A PIECE OF CLOTHING, i'd be old, torn jeans.
IF I WERE A DAY OF THE WEEK, i'd be wednesday.
IF I WERE A HOLIDAY, i'd be valentine's day.
IF I WERE A PIECE OF FURNITURE, i'd be an ottoman.
IF I WERE A COLOR, i'd be red.
IF I WERE A U.S. CITY, i'd be HOT-lanta.
