It's a new year. Everyone knows that means there are millions of new years resolutions that will be abandoned by the end of January. You ALSO know that I'm as stubborn as a mule. Here's a few of my new years resolution/lifestyle changes: - Abs competition = Working out and eating healthier AND cheaper
- DWI = No drinking til my birthday
- Stop biting my fingernails
- Get my fucking life together/get a real job/live by myself
Last and CERTAINLY not least...
- Get over Ms. Meggie Humphreys
