Goal Update

Well, 4/5 isn't bad.

New Me

It's a new year. Everyone knows that means there are millions of new years resolutions that will be abandoned by the end of January. You ALSO know that I'm as stubborn as a mule. Here's a few of my new years resolution/lifestyle changes:

• Abs competition = Working out and eating healthier AND cheaper


• DWI = No drinking til my birthday


• Stop biting my fingernails


• Get my fucking life together/get a real job/live by myself

Last and CERTAINLY not least...

• Get over Ms. Meggie Humphreys